Post by MICKEY WHITE on Aug 15, 2011 18:25:07 GMT -5
MICKEY JAY WHITE
"you can’t take it with you if you want to survive"
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NAME Mickey Jay White
GENDER The boobs are a bit of a giveaway for that one.
NICKNAMES Just Mickey. Anything having to do with a certain old-world rodent icon, and you’ll know just how far she can shove her boot up your ass.
AGE Twenty-one
KINGDOM Gypsy
SEXUALITY Heterosexual
PLAYED BY Heather Morris
HI I'M MICKEY WHITE AND THIS IS ME:
“ You know what a lot of people tell me when they learn that my name is Mickey, just Mickey (not short for anything)? They tell me that I have very cruel parents. You know what my reply to that is?
No shit, Sherlock.
You don’t think that I don’t know that my parents played a very rude, very long-lasting prank when they decided to name their only child, only daughter Mickey? I have suffered a lifetime of jokes and taunts taking sharp jabs at my name, most of them pertaining to a certain everlasting rodent icon that everyone thinks is just so cute to equate me to. Fuck that. I don’t want to be as cute as a mouse wearing red overalls with over-sized gloves. You know what I want to be equated to? A mother fucking sex god, that’s what. Though it’d probably be fair for you to know that no, I do not accept money for sexual favors, so don’t even bother going there. No, my idea of being a ‘sex god’ is being that type of girl that every guy wants to take home but is terrified to introduce to his momma. I’m a family nightmare, mostly because the only thing I want out of a guy is a good dinner, a wild romp in the bed and nothing more. Most of the time, I get what I want. I’m a very straight forward kind of lady, and I’ll tell you when I think you’ve fucked up. I will happily stand up for what I believe in and I refuse to follow any sort of Kingdom.
Oh, I see you’ve noticed my last name.
Yes, that’s right. I’m a White. From that distant, first founder of the Romador Kingdom bloodline. King Miles? Yeah, that’s my dick-head half brother, though he refuses to accept the fact that I exist because he’s an ignorant little boy who needs to get kicked in the nuts. Why am I here, you ask? Well, that’s because in their last years things between good ole King Sebastian and Queen Elissa started to go south and they secretly started to see other people. Queen E saw a therapist, and Sebastian saw my mother…naked. My mother, Ashtan Grey was proably as loose-legged as I am (maybe it’s genetic?). She was a lowly chamber maid and when the King made awkward but hot sexual advances towards her, she did what she knew best and let him screw her brainless.
Unfortunately, their screwing lead to the secret birth of me.
Upon learning that her husband and King had been sleeping with maids to release his manly frustration (and seed, apparently), she banished my pregnant mother to the Badlands. There, in Bell Tavern, she gave birth to me then later died due to complications. Parentless, the owner of the Tavern at the time decided to raise me because she just couldn’t let a poor defenseless baby girl that was also secretly Sebastian White’s daughter die because no one wanted me. I had a fairly standard childhood…full of rowdy drunken nights with groups of travelers, learning how to pick pockets like a pro, and lots of other things…like being the Tavern’s slut at age thirteen. Oh yes, I was living the life. When I was fifteen, I ran away and became a Gypsy because I decided I needed to live out on my own. When I arrived to the large group, I accidentally touched one of the recently acquired dragon eggs, and that’s how my beautiful, loving, wonderful Traide hatched for me.
So what, it’s a False Bond, but everything I’ve had in m life is false, so what the hell, I don’t care.
Though we don’t quite communicate on the same level every now and then, I still love him and I’m pretty sure he accepts me for who and what I am. It’s truly great knowing I belong. Of course, Traide is still a juvenile, but he’s already grown as big as he’s gonna get. The only thing that’s ‘juvenile’ about him is his lack of control in flying, but I think in due time, he’ll figure it out.”
THE WHITE FAMILY TREE:
GREAT-GRANDPARENTS:
Idocus White (deceased, ex-King of Romador, father to Icarus and Icthius White, rider of now deceased Gershian)
Zandra Gale-White (deceased, ex-Queen of Romador, mother to Icarus and Icthius White, rider of now deceased Athenzia)
Trenton Higlark (deceased, member of Atlerion court, father to Guinevere Highlark/White)
Hanntha Highlark (deceased, mother of Guinevere Highlark/White)
Emmerson Grey (deceased, Atlerion dragon keep Dragonmaster, father to Blackland Grey, rider of now deceased Erroll)
Tannlan Grey (deceased, Atlerion castle maid, mother to Blackland Grey)
Humphrey Zanth (deceased, Atlerion peasant, father to Corrine Grey)
Jezze Zanth (deceased, Atlerion peasant, mother to Corrine Grey)
GRANDPARENTS:
Icarus White (deceased, ex-King of Romador; father to Sebastian White, rider of now deceased Yushan)
Guinevere White (deceased, ex-Queen of Romador; daughter to prominent Atlerion business man –Howard Noar, mother to Sebastian White)
Blackland Grey (deceased, Italus peasant, father to Ashtan Grey)
Corrine Grey (deceased, Italus peasant, mother to Ashtan Grey)
PARENTS:
Sebastian White (deceased, ex-King of Romador, father to Miles and Mickey White, rider of now deceased Hawthorne)
Ashtan Grey (missing –presumed dead-, Romador castle maid, mother to Mickey White))
SIBLINGS:
Miles White (alive, Romador King, rider of Solara, half-brother through Sebastian White)
YOUR NAME Legion/Ashie, qhateva.
SOMETHING AWESOME NO. I AM AWESOME ENOUGH AS IS.
how do you measure, measure a year
