Post by MILES WHITE on Aug 14, 2011 23:33:19 GMT -5
MILES AUSTIN WHITE
"we're a generation nothing"
five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes
NAME Miles Austin White
GENDER Definitely a dick-swingin’ male.
NICKNAMES Mi-mi if you want to get punched.
AGE Twenty-four
KINGDOM Romador (obviously)
SEXUALITY Heterosexual
PLAYED BY Chris Hemsworth
HI I'M MILES WHITE AND THIS IS ME:
MILES ON HIS PERSONALITY:
“Alright, here’s the deal. I’m not really all that hard to figure out. I mean, c’mon, I’m a man, right? How hard can I be to understand? Not very hard, that’s how. My list of likes include, but are not limited to the following: being myself because I’m a little self-loving, women, drinking, being a crazy partier when the time allows it, the color blue, fireworks, New Years, Solara, and oddly enough the wintertime.
Then there’s the things I don’t particularly like, for example: fire (seriously? It’s annoying as hell), not getting my way with someone, when women cry (seriously, it’s not going to work with me because one touch and you’ll forget you’re mad at me and are simply crying just to get your way), being stood up by friends or ‘girlfriends’ mostly because it’s seriously rude and I’m a fucking King and if I tell you to be somewhere, you’re gonna bet your bottom dollar that you’ll be there, being told what to say and do or not do or not say , kids, teenagers and youth of any sort (honestly I’m like an old man, but really they’re annoying as hell and I can’t stand being around things that cry and poop all the time, or have runny noses a lot, or are in a rebellious stage).
In a nutshell, I am fairly easy to get along with, I like to surround myself with people and people like to surround themselves with me, with a few specifics:
Arrogant: First and foremost, it’s important to explain that my ‘arrogance’ is a very silent, judge the book by its cover arrogance. It’s not that I make a habit of vocalizing the fact that I believe that I’m much better looking than someone or better behaved than someone, I prefer to keep those pretty little thoughts cooped up in my head. Granted, there’s always the off occasion when I simply can’t hold his opinion in and I’ll let it out from time to time, which really has a habit of getting me into a lot of trouble with certain people. Yet, some others find my arrogance simply a part of dry wit. Whatever it is, I’m arrogant and that’s all there is to it.
Personable: There’s sort of charm about me that makes people just want to talk to me, they feel safe enough to open up with their secrets around me. I smile most of the time (that might have something to do with it), I’m easy to talk to, I’m a great conversationalist, and if I think you’re worth my time I’ll stay for as long as I feel like talking, which can be a very long time sometimes because believe it or not, I actually like to talk…how strange is that?
Flirtatious: To be frank, I really how to get a girl, and I use that to my advantage. Along with my smile, position of power, and overall looks I’m far from shy. In fact, if it was attractive and female, I’d probably flirt with a wall. But I’d at least like to say that I’m classy about it though. Lots of compliments and charming smiles are my forte; it’s really hard to turn me down when I’m a King, right?
Level-headed: It’s really hard to upset me. I’m easy going and am fairly compliant with what anything anyone wants to do, if it doesn’t fit my schedule I can always just move things around to make it work out ok, because, goodness, watching someone cry over the fact that I can’t spend the afternoon with them is extremely annoying.
Hard to calm down: On the flip side, once you do happen to get me going about anything that makes me angry (which is a precious few things), it’s really hard to get me to calm down and stop yelling about whatever’s worked me up. It doesn’t help that Solara feels my emotions as well, because sometimes her emotions will feed into mine, and if she’s mad about something and I’m mad about something, we’re a ball of anger that’s ready to shoot you in the face because, what the fuck, we’re both mad.
Loyal: It might not seem like I would be, what with my flirtatious nature and all, but hey. It’s not nice to make assumptions about someone you don’t know, right? Anyway, once a friend of mine, always a friend of mine (that used to be a quote by my dear old dad, but I’m gonna use it now because I like how it sounds). It doesn’t matter what you’ve done tome in the past so long as you’re loyal to me and my kingship, and better yet, if I’ve done you I’ll be fairly loyal about your ‘friendship’! I stick up for my friends until the bad has passed, all things considered, I’m a fairly good guy to have around.
Commitment issues: Jesus, I’m a man full of contradictions, aren’t I? I’m level-headed but hard to calm down, I’m loyal but I’ve got some major commitment issues. Who would do that? I would do that, that’s who. Yeah, so what if I don’t want to drag around the ball and chain for the rest of my life? I’m like a fisherman, I like variety and if having a wife and kids means I can’t go fishing every now and then, then I don’t want to do it. It’s nothing against you, people who plan weddings and profit from them, it’s just that I don’t want to live that lifestyle just yet. Not to mention Solara gets incredibly jealous if I spend too much time with one single woman, and maybe I shouldn’t be using my dragon as an excuse to be an inconsistent man whore of a King, but it’s a fantastic excuse and I plan to use it until no one else will bang me unless they’re doing it with a wedding band on their finger…bought by me…and given to them…by me.”
MILES ON HIS LIFE:
“Like any prince born to a King and Queen pairing, I was made because there are some laws somewhere that say I was supposed to be born to ensure the stability of the kingdom…or something.
Because my parents were both high profile people with reputations to uphold, they could hardly waste time raising a brand new baby boy with certain needs like loving parents and a soft bed and padded walls that ensured a certain lack of future brain damage. That and food, water, and lodging I suppose. Anyway, it was only natural for my public-loving parents to hand me off to a weathered old lady who apparently fought in many wars before entering the battle historians will later call ‘Raising Miles the Great’. Her name was Georgie, and I loved Geo (I called her because Geo pissed her off the most) like any disowned prince would love his strict, ass-kicking nanny. At first, we had a fairly stable relationship; and while I’m convinced she didn’t like the whole changing my dirty diaper, cleaning up after my toddler messes, and working me through my naked phase, I’m pretty sure she liked me more as a child than any other time in my life.
Granted, the second I could dress, feed, and shit by myself I was off on my own doing my independent boy thing.
However, Geo taught me how to be a man when my figurehead father failed to. When I needed a parent, she was always there. Like Solara, she made me feel like I was wanted; even when I knew the people that I was biologically related to often times forgot my name and my birthday. She was the person to give me that awkward sex talk when I turned thirteen (it was like she knew I’d turn into some lady-loving hound dog!), she told me that I should treat any girl I hook into my bed right. God, she’d be so proud to know that every girl that gets dragged into my ridiculously large bed gets the rubber treatment.
She’d also be proud to know that I haven’t burned Romador ground yet as well!
Speaking of me and being a King, let’s talk about how bad of an idea it was to make me King when I was only seventeen. Yeah, I understand that some mysterious plague consumed dear old mom and dad (God rest their inattentive to their son souls) and that by law, I had to become the next King, but I am still in my kid in a candy shop stage. All I can say is THANK GOD for advisers and people that keep me in line (they all make me wish Georgie was still around), because without them I’d have been a train wreck that first year and the poor Romador Kingdom that my parents and their parents before them have worked so hard at building would have been gone in seconds. It was so hard dealing with the loss of my parents AND my nanny that I actually cared about more than my parents AND coming to the realization that I had several hundred people’s lives in my hands and that I could crush them like bugs if I so desired (but I didn’t because I’m a nice mother fucking kid). Lucky for everyone, at twenty-four I’m sort of starting to wind down my personal partying and funnel all my energy into kingdom-wide parties and celebrations. I mean, c’mon, we’re the richest nation! We got it, so let’s flaunt it. ”
MILES ON SOLARA:
“She picked me. Of all the kids that I watched touch her pitch black egg, she picked me, and I didn’t even touch the bitch’s shit. Yeah, we’re True Bonded (at least, that’s what my teachers told me). I gotta tell ya, to see the look on the other kids’ faces when she hatched and paraded past them to come nuzzle her sharp nose against the palm of my hand was one of the few moments of my childhood that I remember actually being genuinely happy and feeling like I had a partner.
Sure, she’s got a cold sense of humor and is hardly receptive to my constant whoring, but she accepts it as a fact that my parents weren’t around to beat me as a kid and Geo would have probably gotten fired if she broke my arm like Solara said she would have if I’d mouthed off to her.
Solara tends to act as both my mother and my intimate friend. Having a True bond means that we can communicate at extreme distances and our minds are linked, we feel what the other feels. It is always in my best interest to watch after Solara (then comes my Kingdom).”
THE WHITE FAMILY TREE:
GREAT-GRANDPARENTS:
Idocus White (deceased, ex-King of Romador, father to Icarus and Icthius White, rider of now deceased Gershian)
Zandra Gale-White (deceased, ex-Queen of Romador, mother to Icarus and Icthius White, rider of now deceased Athenzia)
Trenton Higlark (deceased, member of Atlerion court, father to Guinevere Highlark/White)
Hanntha Highlark (deceased, mother of Guinevere Highlark/White)
Dalton Evers (deceased, wealthy Romador farmland owner, father to Jack and Jill Evers, rider of now deceased Jester)
Alcene Evers (deceased, official Romador political agent, mother to Jack and Jill Evers)
Salson Greebs (deceased, peasant, father to Desiry Greebs/Evers)
Danika Greebs( deceased, peasant, mother to Desiry Greebs/Evers)
GRANDPARENTS:
Icarus White (deceased, ex-King of Romador; father to Sebastian White, rider of now deceased Yushan)
Guinevere White (deceased, ex-Queen of Romador; daughter to prominent Atlerion business man –Howard Noar, mother to Sebastian White)
Jack Evers (deceased, wealthy Romador farmland owner; father to Elissa Evers-White)
Desiry Evers (alive, retired Romador farmland owner; mother Elissa Evers-White)
PARENTS:
Sebastian White (deceased, ex-King of Romador, father to Miles and Mickey White, rider of now deceased Hawthorne)
Elissa Evers-White (deceased, ex-Queen of Romador, mother to Miles White, rider of now deceased Jaeda)
SIBLINGS:
Mickey White (alive, Gypsy, rider of Traide, half-sister through Sebastian White)
YOUR NAME Legion/Ashie, qhateva.
SOMETHING AWESOME NO. I AM AWESOME ENOUGH AS IS.
how do you measure, measure a year
